Thursday 25 February 2016

MADE UP A JOKE

Made up a joke.

A walks into the room. B is reading a book, backfacing the door.
A: *enters the room* It's freezing in here!!!
B: Then go stand in the corner.
A: ... Why?
B: *turns to A* BECAUSE THE CORNER'S 90 DEGREES!
A: ... Dude, that's cold...
B: Then hurry and stand at the corner.
A: Shut up...
B: Shut up? *looks at the ceiling* But there isn't anything to shut up there. So it can't be a breeze from the top that's making you cold.
A: I swear I'll call the police if you don't stop...
B: Don't call the police!!! Otherwise they will come and shout "FREEZE!!", then you'll freeze and turn into ice.
A: GO TO HELL!!!
B: Maybe you should, because some people say there's fire in hell. Then maybe you won't feel so cold warming up next to the fire.
A: Die.
B: *turns back to the book* Sorry, bro. Can't die yet. Not finished with the chapter yet.

Is it ok?

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