Tuesday, 29 December 2015
Saturday, 26 December 2015
GRANDMA IN COURT..
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, - "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !
Have a laughing day
Wednesday, 23 December 2015
Malaysia IMO 2016 Training
IntroductionThis is the unofficial page of the Malaysia International Mathematical Olympiad (IMO) Training Program.
IMO 2016 will be held in Hong Kong on 6-16 July 2016. Refer to the official site for more details:
Six students will be selected to represent Malaysia in the competition. The students will undergo selection tests and training camps throughout the year.
The Malaysian team preparations for IMO 2016 has already started. The program is organized by Pusat PERMATApintar Negara (PPpN), UKM under the patronage of the Ministry of Education, Malaysia, made possible by generous corporate sponsorship from ExxonMobil Malaysia.
About the IMOThe IMO is the World Championship Mathematics Competition for High School students and is held annually in a different country. The first IMO was held in 1959 in Romania, with 7 countries participating. It has gradually expanded to over 100 countries from 5 continents. The IMO Advisory Board ensures that the competition takes place each year and that each host country observes the regulations and traditions of the IMO.
(From the IMO official website.)
IMO 2016 TRAINING PROGRAM
11 July 2015: National Mathematical Olympiad (OMK) 2015The OMK was held at several centers around the country. Many thanks to the organizers (PERSAMA & Universiti Teknologi Malaysia Mathematics Department), problem committee members, invigilators, and everyone involved.
31 October 2015: IMO 2016 Selection TestAmong the OMK winners, 200 students were invited for a selection test, given in 4 centers in Peninsular, and 6 centers in East Malaysia.
24 November 2015: IMO 2016 SeminarBased on the Selection Test, 66 students were invited for the IMO Training Camp 1. Before the camp, they were invited for a one-day seminar given by the trainers. This is to familiarize them with the IMO materials.
19 — 23 December 2015: IMO 2016 Camp 1The selected students are:
- Mohammad Aiman Hakeem b. Mohammad Azizi, MRSM Johor Bahru
- Adlan Shafi b. Ab Aziz, MRSM Kuala Kubu Bharu
- Nabil Darwish b. Nazaruddin, MRSM Kuantan
- Jannati Syamimi bt. Othman, MRSM Kubang Pasu
- Ahmad Luqman b. Norafizal, MRSM Muar
- Muhammad Azam Hakimie b. Ahmad, MRSM Mukah
- Mohd Noor Hafizi b. Baharudin, MRSM Tun Mohammad Fuad Stephens
- Cosmartin Allistair Anak Cosmas Bujing, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Muhammad Hafizudeen b. Mohamad Saman, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Muhammad Syahir b. Abdul Nasir, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Nurul Izzati bt. Saldi, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Oh Juin Chuen, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Ong Jing Kai, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Raymand Tey Jia Cheng, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Zoey Zeffrey Azman b. Azman, Pusat PERMATApintar Negara
- Hilmi Iman b. Bahrudin, Sekolah Sultan Alam Shah
- Muhammad Adlan Afiq b. Muhd Taufek, Sekolah Sultan Alam Shah
- Muhammad Faris Naim b. Asmunni, Sekolah Sultan Alam Shah
- Muhammad Zabir b. Azreen Redzal, Sekolah Sultan Alam Shah
- Samuel Koh Qi En, SJKC Yuk Chin
- Syahir Safiuddin b. Salehudin, SMA Persekutuan Kajang
- Tan Wei Xin, SMJK Chung Ling
- Teh Ren Jie, SMJK Chung Ling
- Teh Yu Xuan, SMJK Chung Ling
- Yeoh Zi Song, SMJK Chung Ling
- Low Benjamin, SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth
- Tan Kin Aun, Sunway College
- Tan Yin Xiang, SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth
- Thum Sze Khai, SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth
- Wong Jer Han, SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth
- Chong Ren Hao, SMJK Jit Sin
- Lee Hsuan Wei, SMJK Jit Sin
- Moo Zi Hao, SMJK Jit Sin
- Lim Ming Yean, SMJK Katholik Pj
- Goh Yong Xuan, SMJK Keat Hwa
- Loh Teik Yan, SMJK Keat Hwa
- Ooi Xin Peng, SMJK Krian
- Tan Bing Chieh, SMJK Perempuan China Pulau Pinang
- Ivan Chan Kai Chin, SMJK Phor Tay
- Eng Wee Lim, SMJK Sin Min
- Khong Yi Fei, SMJK Sin Min
- Koh Kai Siang, SMJK Sin Min
- Kow Hong Zhang, SMJK Sin Min
- Lim Chuen Tek, SMJK Sin Min
- Lim Gao Tek, SMJK Sin Min
- Lim Han Sheng, SMJK Sin Min
- Tan Chuan Ying, SMJK Sin Min
- Teh Kuan Ting, SMJK Sin Min
- Theam Wing Chun, SMJK Sin Min
- Liang Wan Yee, SMJK Yok Bin
- Cheah Ai Chi, SMJK Yok Bin
- Loi Zong Ye, SMJK Yok Bin
- Sean Gee Zhing, SMJK Yok Bin
- Leong Yee Hang, SMJK Yu Hua
- Tang Kai Jie, SMK Bagan Jaya
- Tan Li Xuan, SMK Bandar Utama Damansara (3)
- Isaac Chung De Wei, SMK Batu Lintang
- Wong Qi En, SMK Dato Penggawa Barat
- Hanissa bt. Shamsuddin, SMK Putrajaya Presint 18(1)
- Mohamad Azam b. Azahari, SMK Seri Bintang Selatan
- Teor Yu Hang, SMK Sultan Abu Bakar
- Keesha Navena K.D., SMK USJ 12
- Rayyan Hariz b. Bazlan, SMK USJ 12
- Go Jun Xing, SMK(L) Methodist
- Khairul Ameen b. Mohamad Sabri, SMKA(L) Al-Mashoor
- Muhammad Nuri b. Mohd Ali, SM Sains Tengku Muhammad Faris Petra
Thursday, 17 December 2015
'Babah dan keluarga takkan lupakan Lil sepanjang hayat kami' - Sultan Johor
It has been 12 days since my son, Almarhum Tunku Abdul Jalil, Tunku Laksamana Johor, left us. My family and I would like to express our gratitude to everyone for offering their prayers and their messages of condolence for Almarhum.
I would also like to express my gratitude to my other brother Rulers for their messages of condolences and to their representatives. Thank you to the executive council members, ministers, foreign dignitaries, relatives, friends, Bangsa Johor, and all Malaysians, who came to pay their last respects to Almarhum.
It has been a very difficult time for us, his family, to cope even as we treasure all the wonderful memories we have of him. The love everyone has shown towards Almarhum has been overwhelming and has helped soothe our grieving hearts.
As a father, the pain of losing a son is unbearable. No parent should bury their child but, Allah, The Most Wise, knows best.
Almarhum was humble, kind and caring, and I am very proud of him. Even during his last moments, when he was enduring a lot of pain, his concern was not about himself but about all of us.
His smiles lit up our world and although he left us before we were ready to let go, he will live on in our hearts forever.
I hope that The Tunku Laksamana Johor Cancer Foundation which he set up to help those with cancer will benefit many Malaysians, young and old, who are battling the disease.
Lil, my son, you are special and unforgettable. Your mother, your brothers and sister, and I, will remember you for the rest of our lives.
Al-Fatihah."- Sultan Ibrahim ibni Almarhum Sultan Iskandar, Sultan of Johor.
"Telah 12 hari berlalu semenjak anakanda saya, Almarhum Tunku Abdul Jalil, Tunku Laksamana Johor, meninggalkan kita.
Saya dan keluarga ingin merakamkan penghargaan kami kepada anda semua yang telah berdoa dan menghantar ucapan takziah buat Almarhum dan kami sekeluarga.
Saya juga sesungguhnya amat menghargai serta Menjunjung setinggi kasih keatas Duli Yang Maha Mulia Sultan dan Yang di-Pertuan Negeri Pahang Darul Makmur, Sultan Ahmad Shah ibni Almarhum Sultan Abu Bakar, kerana telah Mencemar Duli turut bersama sewaktu pemakaman Almarhum.
Saya juga ingin merakamkan penghargaan saya kepada Paduka-Paduka Kekanda dan Adinda Sultan-Sultan yang lain diatas ucapan takziah yang telah diterima dan diatas keberangkatan wakil masing-masing. Terima kasih juga kepada ahli-ahli majlis eksekutif, menteri-menteri, orang-orang kenamaan asing, kaum kerabat, rakan-rakan, Bangsa Johor, dan semua rakyat Malaysia, yang telah hadir memberi penghormataan terakhir kepada Almarhum.
"Ia sesungguhnya satu masa yang pedih buat keluarga kami untuk menghadapi apa yang berlaku walaupun kami menyimpan semua memori indah tentangnya.
Perasaan kasih yang telah ditunjuk dan dikongsi oleh anda semua terhadap Almarhum sangat mendalam dan mengesankan, dan telah membantu melegakan hati kami yang berduka ini.
Sebagai seorang bapa, kesakitan kehilangan seorang anak adalah amat memeritkan. Tiada ibu atau bapa yang patut mengebumikan anak mereka, namun, Allah juga Yang Maha Mengetahui.
Almarhum merupakan seorang yang rendah diri, baik hati dan penyayang, dan saya amat berbangga dengannya. Walaupun disaat-saat terakhirnya, Almarhum sedang menanggung kesakitan yang amat sangat, kebimbangannya bukan tentang dirinya sendiri tetapi tentang kami semua.
Senyumannya menyinari kehidupan kami dan walaupun dia telah meninggalkan kami sebelum kami bersedia melepaskannya, dia akan terus kekal didalam hati kami selama-lamanya.
Saya berharap Yayasan Kanser Tunku Laksamana Johor yang mana telah diasaskan oleh Almarhum bagi membantu mereka yang menderita dari kanser akan memberi manfaat kepada rakyat Malaysia, tua dan muda, yang sedang bergelut dengan penyakit tersebut.
Lil sesungguhnya istimewa dan tidak akan dilupakan. Mama, abang-abang, kakak, adik-adik Lil dan Babah, akan mengingati Lil sepanjang hayat kami.
Al-Fatihah."- Sultan Ibrahim ibni Almarhum Sultan Iskandar, Sultan Johor.
Thursday, 10 December 2015
After Seeing THIS, You’ll Never Use Cotton Swabs To Clean Your Ears Again
Earwax isn’t inherently dirty.It is important to recognize that earwax, or cerumen, is produced naturally by glands in your ears and it is healthy to have a normal amount of wax present in the ear. With its antibacterial properties, the wax serves as part of your body’s defense system, cleaning and lubricating the canals of your ears.
Before you know how to clean your ears, it’s important to know when to clean your ears.
For the most part, ears clean themselves by cycling wax and dirt out towards the ear openings. Some people may never need to clean their ears — genetics will largely determine this. In some people, wax will build up, though. It can become unsightly and uncomfortable and then it becomes important to clean your ears, but safety must be considered. So if you can’t use a cotton swab, then what?
(If you’re concerned with the volume of wax or you ever feel pain or an ache in your ear, you should seek a doctor immediately).
Wax is only produced in the outer part of your ear canal, away from the eardrum.
So when blockages from wax do occur, it’s generally because the person has been using a cotton swab to “clean” their ear. The deeper you dig, the more likely you are to sustain damage or create a blockage. Cotton swabs aren’t all bad though, you can use them to safely clean around your ear area, just don’t insert them into your ear canal.
To clean the inner recesses of the ear, there are a number of home remedies that are safe and easy to try.
A salt water solution is a simple and effective method to flush buildup from the ear. Simply dab a few drops in, swish, and flush. Use water that’s been warmed to body temperature before trying this.
A few drops of baby oil, mineral oil, or specifically formulated ear-cleansing oil are also safe and effective to use for cleaning inside your ear passages. Be sure to check the ingredients to make sure you’re not allergic to any of them. Test a dab on your wrist and allow to sit for an hour before trying them in your ears if you’re unsure.
Using hydrogen peroxide or carbamide peroxide may also be effective at cleaning wax out of the ear canals. If these rinse methods aren’t enough for you and you are still suffering wax buildup, there are additional measures that can be taken.
Irrigation or syringing.
You can have a doctor perform an irrigation of your ear passages or even get a home irrigation kit and perform it carefully yourself. A saline solution is the most common and effective rinse for this method.
See a doctor.
If the home remedies suggested have not been working for you and you are still suffering from wax buildup or discomfort, you should see an otolaryngologist (ear, nose, and throat doctor). They can prescribe drops or perform wax extraction using the proper tools.
Are ear candles safe?
NO! The FDA has launched an assault against ear candling because the process is dangerous and there is no evidence that it is even effective. Common injuries include burns, ear obstructions (due to wax from the candle entering the ear), and ear perforations. Simply do not try this stupid gimmick.
Wednesday, 9 December 2015
Out of all the sleepless nights, tonight is the most difficult for me,
You are our strength and inspiration.
You have the one quality that none of us possess;
your humble, loving heart,”
I love you with all my heart and I miss you dearly.
You will never be forgotten.
Your name will be carried by my bloodline.
Your smile will be my strength,.
When I die
I will be offline on Facebook.
I will be offline on 2go
I will be offline on bbm
I will be offline on whatsApp.
I will be offline on viber
I will be offline on tango
I will be offline on Twitter.
I will be offline on eskimi
I will be offline on instagram.
I will be offline on wechat.
My number will be off, I will no longer comment on
posts or even receive messages, or information from family and friends.
My friends and family and even my enemies will cry but there will be no more me.
But you know what will remain when I'm gone?
The Quran I read will be online.
My 5 daily prayers will be online.
My Zakat will be online.
My good deeds will be online.
My Fasts will be online.
All what I do in the cause of Allah will be online with me inside the grave.
Let all of us think about this!
Eventually we are all going to die. Because every soul shall taste death.
Why not prepare for that time that it will be only you?
Why not stop being afraid of people?
Why not stop being afraid of what people will say?
Why don't you take decisions that will benefit
you on the day of judgement?
Why don't you take decisions that will help you in the grave?
Why not please Allah and have eternal
happiness, fun and enjoyment?
Every soul shall taste death.
May Allah make it easy for us. Ameen Yaa Rabbi. please share to remind your brothers and sisters as I remind you now .
My darling Lil,
I know the only reason you wanted to be in hospital was because you were in great pain but that you really wanted to be home : you've been in too many hospitals too many times. But Allah, in His Infinite wisdom, placed you there so that we, your family, would spend as much time as we could with you.
I have a thousand and one memories of you during your last days in this world.
I remember, once, you closed your eyes and tears flowed onto your cheeks, as you fought the pain, and I held your left hand and I wept, trying hard not to make any sounds. I thought you could not see me cry because your eyes were closed but you knew, and you put your right hand over mine and you patted it, as if you were saying, "Don't cry, I am all right."
I remember all the text messages you sent me. When I wrote that I was praying for you, you wrote back that you had prayed too, but that you had asked Allah to let you bear the burden of my worries.
When I looked at your grave, my heart ached with pain. I watched your father and your brothers fill it up with earth while Boo and Inah stood near me. I looked at your brothers and counted three sons. Boo was beside me. There are five of you. Where was my fifth son? And then I realised it was you who was missing. I had forgotten you were beneath the mounds of earth.
And I held up my hands and whispered "From You we come, and to You we return. I return to You, O Allah, my son."
May you be with the righteous, my son.
Warkah buat anakku, Jalil :
Mama tahu, satu satunya sebab Lil pergi kehospital adalah kerana Lil berada menanggung kesakitan yang amat sangat. Lil sebenarnya hendak kekal tinggal di rumah : Lil telah terlalu terlalu kerap ke hospital.
Namun Allah S.W.T., Yang Maha Mengetahui, menempatkan Lil disana agar kami, keluarga Lil, dapat meluangkan sebanyak masa bersama Lil.
Mama menyimpan seribu satu kenangan tentang Lil ketika Lil menghabiskan hari hari terakhir Lil di dunia ini.
Mama terkenang satu ketika sewaktu Lil memejam mata dan air mata menitis di pipi Lil, semasa Lil cuba melawan kesakitan yang ditanggung. Mama memegang tangan kiri Lil dan menangis. Mama mencuba sedaya upaya untuk menahan sedu sedan Mama dari kedengaran. Mama fikir, Lil tidak nampak Mama menangis kerana mata Lil pejam. Tapi Lil tahu. Lil meletak tangan kanan Lil diatas tangan Mama dan menepuk nepuk dengan perlahan, seolah berkata "Jangan menangis, Lil tidak apa apa."
Mama ingat semua mesej pesanan ringkas yang Lil hantar kepada Mama. Bila Mama mengatakan bahawa Mama telah berdoa untuk Lil, Lil membalas dengan mengatakan bahawa Lil juga telah berdoa dan memohon kepada Allah S.W.T. biarlah Lil yang menanggung semua kebimbangan Mama.
Bila mama melihat makam Lil, hati mama dipenuhi keperitan. Mama masih terbayangkan detik ketika Babah, abang dan adik Lil memenuhkan kubur dengan tanah sementara Boo dan Inah berdiri disisi Mama. Mama memandang kearah abang dan adik Lil, dan membilang hanya tiga anak lelaki. Boo disisi mama. Anak lelaki Mama lima orang. Dimana anak mama yang lagi seorang? Dan mama baru tersedar bahawa Lil yang tiada. Lil kini berada dibawah timbunan tanah itu.
Dan pada ketika itu, mama menadah kedua tangan mama dan berbisik, "Sesungguhnya dariMu kami datang, dan kepadaMu jua kami kembali. Daku memulangkan kepadaMu, Ya Allah, anakku."
Moga Lil ditempatkan bersama mereka yang soleh.